I write like myself. Thanks Anyway

One of my writer's group shared this, and, like many in the group I was bemused to find widely varied results from each the 'typical' samples I chose... Mary and Jesus blog from on here

I write like
William Shakespeare

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

My Shelfari profile netted this response:

I write like
H. P. Lovecraft

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

and my recent Apple vs Mac bloggering got me:

I write like
Cory Doctorow

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

My Susa/Susan/Shushan post got:

I write like
Edgar Allan Poe

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Good Ole "D'ni Dentistry" received the Stephen King award!
Oh c'mon! Dentists aren't that scary!

I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

and a piece from one of my you-should-have-been-able-to-see-it-by-now stories got me:

I write like
J. K. Rowling

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

I tried about a dozen more...and hardly ever got the same author twice. Arthur C. Clarke....Dan Brown (:P) ...Douglas Adams... L.Frank Baum...even David Foster Wallace??

Finally, by a narrow margin, I have a winner: Stephen King. Yay?