Friday, March 19, 2010

St Patrick's Breastplate

Wikipedia offers the opinion that St Patrick's Breastplate was inspired by Druidic incantations. That is probably true as a Catholic page mentions that the guy who owned him as a slave was also a druidic priest. I didn't know that before, nor was I aware that he was born in Scotland. I had read before that he was English. Turns out his parents were Roman Britons but they were established in Scotland.

The other day I looked for a longer version of St Patrick's famous prayer because the snippet I added on St Patrick's Day lacked my favourite lines...the ones that stressed that we should see each other through Christ..as he stands betwixt each of us (and has paid for all our sins to each other.) Whenever I think of St Patrick's Day since encountering those thoughts, I consider afresh this idea that we should see each other through Christ-tinted glasses. Even if this wasn't the original intent of the Breastplate, its a worthy thought. Maybe this confusion was inspired by listening to John Michael Talbot's "Betwixt Me" on his Celtic God of Life cd? I haven't listened to it in awhile....

*starts rummaging through her cd rack*

Yep! That was it.

Ah well..the original Breastplate Prayer is pretty good as it stands.


I arise today
Through a mighty strength, the invocation of the Trinity,
Through belief in the threeness,
Through confession of the oneness
Of the Creator of Creation.
I arise today
Through the strength of Christ's birth with his baptism,
Through the strength of his crucifixion with his burial,
Through the strength of his resurrection with his ascension,
Through the strength of his descent for the judgement of Doom.
I arise today
Through the strength of the love of Cherubim,
In obedience of angels,
In the service of archangels,
In hope of resurrection to meet with reward,
In prayers of patriarchs,
In prediction of prophets,
In preaching of apostles,
In faith of confessors,
In innocence of holy virgins,
In deeds of righteous men.
I arise today
Through the strength of heaven:
Light of sun,
Radiance of moon,
Splendor of fire,
Speed of lightning,
Swiftness of wind,
Depth of sea,
Stability of earth,
Firmness of rock.
I arise today
Through God's strength to pilot me:
God's might to uphold me,
God's wisdom to guide me,
God's eye to look before me,
God's ear to hear me,
God's word to speak for me,
God's hand to guard me,
God's way to lie before me,
God's shield to protect me.
God's host to save me
From snares of devils,
From temptations of vices,
From everyone who shall wish me ill,
Afar and anear,
Alone and in multitude.
I summon today all these powers between me and those evils,
Against every cruel merciless power that may oppose my body and soul,
Against incantations of false prophets,
Against black laws of pagandom
Against false laws of heretics,
Against craft of idolatry,
Against spells of women and smiths and wizards,
Against every knowledge that corrupts man's body and soul.
Christ to shield me today
Against poison, against burning,
Against drowning, against wounding,
so that there may come to me abundance of reward.
Christ with me, Christ before me, Christ behind me,
Christ in me, Christ beneath me, Christ above me,
Christ on my right, Christ on my left,
Christ when I lie down, Christ when I sit down, Christ when I arise,
Christ in the heart of every man who thinks of me,
Christ in the mouth of everyone who speaks of me,
Christ in every eye that sees me,
Christ in every ear that hears me.
I arise today
Through a mighty strength, the invocation of the Trinity,
Through belief in the threeness,
Through confession of the oneness,
Of the Creator of Creation

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Happy St Patrick's Day!




May you have:
A world of wishes at your command
God and his angels close at hand
Friends and family their love impart,
And Irish blessings in your heart.

May God grant you many years to live,
For sure he must be knowing
The earth has angels all too few
And Heaven is overflowing.

These things I warmly wish to you-
Someone to love
Some work to do
A bit o' sun
A bit o' cheer
And a guardian angel always near.







May you be in
Heaven a half hour before the
Devil knows you're dead!

May those who love us, love us
And those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts
And if he can't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping!



May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.




May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.

May the best day of your past
Be the worst day of your future.

God is good, but never dance in a small boat.


As you slide down the banister of life,
May the splinters never point in the wrong direction!

May you always have
Walls for the winds,
A roof for the rain,
Tea beside the fire,
Laughter to cheer you,
Those you love near you,
And all your heart might desire!



Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last.


May Christ e'er be our companion
May true friends stand by our side
May her history remind us all
Of Ireland's faith and pride.
May God bless us with happiness
May love and faith abide.


Grant me a sense of humor, Lord,
the saving grace to see a joke,
To win some happiness from life,
And pass it on to other folks.

May the good saints protect you
And bless you today
And may troubles ignore you
Each step of the way


Christ be with me, Christ be within me,
Christ behind me, Christ before me,
Christ beside me, Christ to win me,
Christ to comfort me, Christ above me,
Christ in quiet, Christ in danger
Christ in hearts of all that love me
Christ in mouth of friend and stranger.


FROM THE BREASTPLATE OF SAINT PATRICK


Deep peace of the running waves to you.
Deep peace of the flowing air to you.
Deep peace of the smiling stars to you.
Deep peace of the quiet earth to you.
Deep peace of the watching shepherds to you.
Deep peace of the Son of Peace to you
AN OLD GAELIC PRAYER
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Go mbeannai Dia duit
(May God Bless You)

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Avatar & Wonderland







We finally got around to seeing Avatar last week (Hurray for matinees :) For once I agree with the hype. You've probably seen pictures of the incredible backdrops & Na'vi tribe, but let me tell you...stills can NOT do them justice! It is an AMAZING movie. I don't think I have ever cared so deeply for CG creations. The plotline has been done before, but I liked some of the touches even there. Jake never lied about who or what he was, which was a nice change. Okay, he did leave out an important point, but he made up for that too. :-) What Ferngully did poorly, this movie does extremely well...and only the head of the military wasn't a full-fledged character. One of the best scenes had Na'vi Lady Neytiri holding Jake's unconscious body. Both as a CG composite AND as a dramatic moment it totally worked. I related to her distress for Jake, and that is quite an accomplishment!



Disney's 2010 live action effort, Alice in Wonderland was less successful, despite a very strong cast and the ppuurrfect Cheshire Cat. The makeup they gave Depp's Mad Hatter was a definite distraction from his otherwise strong performance. The frequently grim, Burton-esque landscapes didn't help much either, though the plotline made sense of them. I give the whole experience a B+. The CG work was very good, the 3-D aspect did add to the experience, and I enjoyed the idea of this being set after the books. I felt the narrative was pretty (un:)reasonable, though not very deep...up to the end. I find I agree with those I overheard in the departing crowd. Alice herself was great but that ending needed work! Another small nit bugged me (heh)...the character of the Knave of Hearts seemed hugely inspired by Brad Dourif's roles as Wormtongue & Saavedro. I wondered why they didn't just hire him? DD opines that he might be too old now to reasonably represent the Red Queen's interest in a 'young subordinate.' (She's not designed to look very old herself, so DD might be right.)

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Yo Canada!

I have thought of posting something on Canada..well..pretty much since I started this blog. But now seems the most favorable time, given that the beautiful, if glitchy Vancouver Winter Olympics are winding up and many families are awaiting the return of their Dear Ones (and maybe a few gallons of maple syrup). Attending in person wasn't ever in the budget, but I watched a lot of it, though I didn't see that tragic luge business or the melting stands that the news said disappointed - like 28,000 ticket holders? Imagine having your bleachers melt out from under you! Yikes! Mind you, the figure skating was terrific and the hockey games stayed tight right to the bitter end. Never thought I'd find that sport so interesting. My favorite bit of all was the opening ceremony, especially the bit with the CG whales. Really this post is inspired by that ceremony, specifically by that young man's poem about what being Canadian meant to him..because I thought quite a bit afterward about what Canadians have come to mean to me.

Actually, to be completely honest, I didn't think much about Canada in my growing years. The country came to mind on geography tests as a positive thing because it was easy to spell and took up a gratifying large space on the map.

I vaguely took in all the Hollyweird positive mentions as well as the goofy jokes about their dialect and fondness for beer (mostly done by Canadian humorists). I remembered their existence whenever I went to "New France" at Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, but wasn't daft enough to think this a real representation. Otherwise the Great North didn't mean much to me, good, bad, or indifferent. Why should it? Most Canadians don't come this far south. I noted that the geese native to North America are called Canadian geese....and I also realized that many of those geese only vacation there in summer. I didn't let it bother me. ;)

I haven't mentioned maple leaves/syrup as a Canadian connection for the simple reason that the main source of that tastiest of saps was/is Vermont...at least in the states of my youth. Maple trees are commonplace everywhere on the east coast. In some places they outnumber the oaks. Why would I 'especially' associate them with Canada?

My attitude was probably best summarized in Local Hero (one of my fav films of the 80's). I don't remember the exact quote, but in context it referenced the Northern Scots and the fact that the corporation in question didn't feel they had any cultural/educational advantage. 'They are people just like us.'

Yea, exactly. And even more so than Scotland, given that Canada is also a nation of immigrants & surviving native peoples. We know they had their own gold rush. We know too that they were founded by 2 of the 3 countries that colonized the United States, and that they eventually achieved a measure of independence from Europe...That is how they mentioned it in school...though some of the English I met online said they were simply given self-rule much later. Wikipedia agrees with the English. But we were told they had declared for independence 'just like us,' though they kept a closer tie to England and fought under her banner, which is why you don't hear much about them in the World Wars...etc.. etc..

So, yeah. Americans in general were always hearing generally good things about Canada & how much they were like Americans.

Canada...

Even now- after all the internet imagery, and Micheal Moore healthcare cracks- what does the name evoke?

Part of it must still be those vast virgin lands ending in ice, beautiful streams in highland meadows, grazing elk, wolverines dashing across trackless forests, totem poles, old French-Canadian cities, colonial trading posts, kayaks in ice-choked bays, and Canadian Mounties in formal attire. Its a beautiful place, say the pics, and it rarely draws much international criticism. Watch out for the rampaging polar bears/golden grizzlies and you'll do fine. :)

We weren't taught how densely populated central Canada has become. (Its like New Jersey!) We knew little of Toronto & Vancouver's ambitions, and only a little about Montreal (most of that was at least 1-2 centuries out of date.) I was, were, and am a history nut so I had also read about Indian tribes being deliberately infected with smallpox, battles between the French-Canadian and Anglo-American forces before the Revolution, and the explorers/traders who mapped the icy reaches of the frozen north. Sounded a lot like the more familiar heroes and villains of the United States of America's founding.

Does America really know much about modern Canada?

I'd say "Not until very recently," when the pervasiveness of Canadian broadband allowed the general populace the means to introduce themselves and to become a significant presence on many English/French-speaking forums.

& Those who shared the borders with Canada know what they think of their immediate neighbors. Some places its a totally friendly exchange, other places it definitely isn't. I have heard both sides claim the other side is leaching resources they don't deserve, and taking jobs that should stay local.

Americans further away just thought of them as equal to ourselves, just with much colder winters, a population 1/10th of ours, and quieter stance re: world politics. We assumed they were happy keeping to themselves, having their own economy, trades, connections, multimedia, joys, and sorrows. They didn't involve us much but why should they? Canada is big enough to take care of itself. Live and let live and all that. They'd let us know if they needed anything. Right?

Most Americans have historically regarded Canada with a particularly friendly eye. According to survey, we mostly still do feel that way. I know I always did.



We tended to assumed that Canada is as friendly to us as we have been to them. Unfortunately, this has often been a mistake. Even the Canadians are starting to face this disparity. Indeed, many Americans, myself included have been increasingly aware of a groundswell of competitiveness and hostility.

Challenge a company closing an American shop/factory in favor of leaving the Canadian one and you will hear noises about how we are all part of North America etc. Have a more successful convention or business in America and you will hear how the Canadians are being left out, instead of how they can have one of their own or use ours...unless the American brings their goodies to Canada they will not be pacified...and that's not looking for parity, but dominance.

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On one memorable occasion, as a teenager, I met a family of touring Canadians. They had stopped at our gas station/restaurant in the semi-rural area where I worked and asked for help. It seemed the banks in-county didn't know how to exchange foreign currency, the ATMs didn't run their system..and they were running out of gas. Could we possibly accept Canadian funds?

Well...no..but we could and did pass the hat so they could get to the next (far bigger) town which surely would have the services they needed. The lady thanked us and insisted on 'paying us back' in Canadian coins. (We were never able to get them cashed. I eventually passed mine on to my kids.) She then made this comment. "You know (giggle), you really should be able to use our money. I mean, at least the banks here should know about it."

"Well, the banks should." I was curious "But seriously, do Canadian banks & businesses use US dollars?"

"Well, no...at least not away from the border. A few may do at the border..."

"Well, there you go then," offered a colleague, "you're like, what, hundreds of miles away.."

"You don't have to be like that," she responded huffily, "I mean. I was being nice."

And she stomped off and drove away...on our dime(s)

Do you see the problem?

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I might have felt less kindly -even growing up- if I had known that Chevy Chase, who made so much fun of Pres. Ford, was Canadian. If I had known that Doonesbury, which tried so hard to influence &/or lampoon all conservative politicians...was Canadian. That Canadian actors & Comedians were getting opportunities to dominate American culture AS Americans.

People have made fun of our 'Captain Kirk' attitude...and he's CANADIAN. That awful song from the 70's "Hot Child in the City" - listed in some places as proof as how debauched America had become- was the reflection of a naughty Canadian. (Course Captain & Tennille, Anne Murray, Gordon Lightfoot etc were also Canadian hits. But they were cool..also nobody ever pretended they were American.) Many more 80's bands were Canadian than people at the time were told. Alex Trebek, Keanu Reeves, Bill Murray, Jim Carrey...are also Canadian. I honestly believe these performers would have been hits had their nationality NEVER been hidden (or at least minimized until lately), but by the time I'd learned how many 'American' stars weren't 'from here' in recent decades - and did some figuring, I honestly began to wonder if American kids have been getting a fair shot in my lifetime! I remembered someone mentioning the 'kaka connection' as a kid, and it stuck with me because of the humorous possibilities. ;) Only when I was well grown and on the net did I realize what I'd heard. Turns out its spelled "Ca-Ca" and references a special relationship between Canada & California...and that's all I will say about it.

And while America was being infiltrated by Canadians at so many levels of our entertainment industry, and their cities were offering lovely incentives for our factories to go north (all's fair in love and trade, I guess), their kids were being taught not to respect us. I caught a CBC documentary online that I feel expresses the problem very well. The title was something about Canada's 100 best inventions. I chose it because it sounded interesting. By & large, it was. But there were several debatable entries, like claiming Alexander Graham Bell because he had a vacation home up there? I might agree with Canada's argument (I think I do), but why did it have to be put in such a hostile fashion?

And then there was the tale of Marine-screw propeller. They told this story of how this captain in Canada had invented it, and took it immediately to America to have it patented, only those awful Americans wouldn't do it..and then a few years later an American guy happened to claim he'd made one so the Canadian got ripped off from all those royalties and mentions he should have gotten... um..no...no..and NO

There is just so much wrong with that account.

First off, said captain should have been filing with HIS OWN COUNTRY then he would have a date, evidence, with which to pursue any perceived patent violations in other countries. The show thought they covered that by pointing out that international patents were not yet agreed upon. Just the same, according to law at the time, he should still have filed in Canada THEN pursued recognition elsewhere. It really sounded kinda bad that this guy's first thought was he was gonna take a chunk off American shipping, rather than selling his product in Canada, giving Canada something special to market fairly etc...

& It so happened I had recently seen one of Prof James Burke's documentaries on inventions that just happened to reference the same propeller..as invented first in England. Actually Professor Burke allowed that it was simultaneously being worked on in several countries and the first to make workable models were in UK, US, & Canada (Gold, Silver & Bronze?)...but that 1) the filing dates definitely put the English first by a narrow margin & 2) England had the biggest shipyards so most went with the English model. I believe him. I also don't think the English guy ripped off the Canadian OR the US inventors.

How is this possible? Well...Prof Burke mentioned different models that performed the same function. Each one could be declared the first of its kind, and be right. The winner was the one put into production, which was mostly the English variety.

You see this a lot in the various countries claims to be first with this or that invention. I didn't blame Canada for doing the same thing, I just didn't appreciate the anti-American slant.


A number (by no means all!) of Canadians I have met online have been rather hostile to Americans AS Americans. They have reported they feel they are better because they are "more peaceful" (never mind how provocatively this was put!), have a more liberal government (not a bragging point IMHO), and more unspoiled countryside than we do because they are more environmentally minded (I don't believe that is true.). They have complained about our supposedly looking down on them as a '51st state' (we weren't looking...period.), and have complained that our media doesn't mention them often enough (Given that its OUR media and not the CBC, why should it?). I used to think that their entertainment shows wouldn't mention us (or Mexico) all the time either. Now I just hope they aren't always mentioning us negatively, but I wouldn't be surprised to hear this was the case. They certainly seem overly free in criticizing our culture & government, given they don't live or vote here, don't think we have the right to criticize their government or healthcare, and don't wish to be the 51st state...

Canadians have told us that even their preoccupation with judging us is our fault, because our nation's sheer size has been intimidating and given them a bit of an identity complex.

Most of the mouthing off seems to be from Ottawa/Ontario. Quebec has its own attitudes, and given their Gallic ancestry, this neither surprises nor bothers us. Rural Canadians from British Columbia/Alberta/Newfoundland etc may or may not like us better, but they sure have better manners. They actually DO come off as fair-minded.

I am not the only who has noted how unfriendly many urban Canadians have been online. Sadly, the result has been an ever increase in snotty comments between Americans & Canadians on many of the international articles I read in recent weeks. Familiarity is not breeding friendship of late, despite the promise of the Olympic Games. I can only hope this improves.

I have wanted to say something for a long time, but I didn't really want to down on Canada or make any decent Canadians feel bad. I know of at least 5 really GOOD Christian ministries based there, the most famous of which is Ravi Zacharias'. He's really from India, but at least being in Canada didn't ruin him, right? I have met several Canadians online that I think very much of, and it saddens me to think they may be upset after reading this, but this is weighing heavily on me right now.

I am NOT proud of the name-calling that has gone on, especially that done by Americans, but it sure would be nice if Canadians would face how provocative the jobs and relocated factories issue is alone, without adding in all the 'superior' attitudes and judgmental crud Americans have been seeing out of many Canadians in the last 10 years.

So Canada, Congratulations on winning your fair share of the medals & on a spectacular show. Congratulations to the United States athletes too. It would be nice to think they were welcome there. Maybe they were. Certainly, they won't ever be allowed to say to the contrary, but I could easily see where it mightn't have been all that fun a trip.

I hope they did spend a few days to see some of Canada's wonders. All those documentaries were made there for a reason, after all. In all honesty, there are bits of Canada that could be great fun to see, like the other side of Niagara Falls & Prince Edward Island (where the Anne of Avonlea series was made). I have long wondered if British Columbia is very different from Washington state?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Muppet Rhapsody

I was told about this recently (yeah, I'm still that behind on my email. Sowwee. If I'd seen it in time I'd have shared the Bells thing. lol)

I'm told this is already very popular. Anyway, I thought it was a hoot too & just in case the five other people left in the world who haven't seen it read my blog, I thought I'd share it here.

This is Bohemian Rhapsody as done by the Muppets (yes, its family friendly. The darkest lyrics have been changed.)

Friday, January 08, 2010

A Belated Happy New Year!

We've had rotten colds around here lately & the week just kinda vanished. Yes, I am feeling better, thanks. I plan to take it easy this weekend too. I don't want it back. Got some books to read anyway. heh

Our New Year's Eve was quiet, as usual. We drank a little sparkling wine (or apple juice), thanked God for getting us through another tough year, prayed for His help with next year, and relaxed with some family-friendly video games.

Hope yours was good too.


This will change later, but right now you can see a cute New Year's Card from Jackie if you click this picture.
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Friday, December 25, 2009

Snow? What Snow?

Its raining. Its pouring.
The roses are growing.
It warmed right back up
and delighted the ducks
who paddled about this morning!

heh

I bother to mention the actual weather, because the national media keeps erroneously listing us as also getting the white stuff. We got like 2/3 of one inch..for about 12hrs...a few days ago. Its been chilly some days, mild other days. Today its mild and wet. Tomorrow it should clear up and give us warmer weather - and without the precipitation for once. :)

I guess most of the US is out of that drought now? I sure hope so. I know people were worried. Anyway, I hope your day has been at least as peaceful as ours. From what the news says, some folks are still stuck in airports and stuff.

We stayed home. DS was still a bit under the weather, but not so bad off he couldn't play with his goodies. We decided to have the snacky stuff today and hold off on the big meal until DS feels up to eating with us, which made Christmas Day more of a holiday than usual for ME. lol We had bought more snacks than we'd realized anyway. ;-)
The unwrapping is long over and its all quiet at the moment and will probably stay that way....until the kitties steal another bit of shiny wrapping paper from the bag. DH has been reading (He has a new Pratchett among other things). Mom's exploring her treats while wearing her new Indian scarf. DD has been reading the manga books she wanted. I just finished my moderating thingy on my wonderful new writer's keyboard. I don't know when I will get around to using the cool medieval-style quill pen & parchment set my family gave me, but I am already relishing the thought. All in all, its been a nice Christmas thus far. Hope yours is too.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas!



I make a conscious effort every year to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas, and let them know I celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ (whether it was this season or September or whenever!)

I was sent these images from a friend who asked that a wish of good cheer be passed along to email friends. Okay, will do (have done, actually)...but I just had to share here too because these images are so neat!

This is also the formal announcement that DD is now uploading her new beautiful new digital Christmas card to our usual Christmas site - www.santapenguin.com . You can click this pp..or the pictures to go see it :D

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Grandma's Killer Fruitcake

I've often played this particular Christmas kooky song for friends & family..so I am tickled to finally have a shareable version from youtube. I have to say though, the video isn't much. You may want to just listen and look away from the screen for a few minutes.



Yes, this is the same guy who had that hit "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer." I like Killer Fruitcake better.

My Mom suggests that my great fondness for this silly song stems from a running Christmas gag in a branch of our extended kin. They kept re-gifting the same fruitcake in a tin for YEARS. One of the things everyone looked forward to at the Christmas gathering was finding out who would be left holding ... BUH BUH BAAAHH.... The Fruitcake O' Doom (Doom doom doom). One Christmas it managed to be given 3x before the weekend was over!

They finally had to get a new fruitcake after one of the uncles ate it on a bet (Yes, he was drunk at the time.) Amazingly, he didn't seem to suffer any ill effects. Guesstimates on the fruitcake's age at the point... ~12 yrs.

And, yes, I still like fruitcake. ;-)

Downe in Yon Forest

A Christmas special with medieval carols called Downe in Yon Forest was on in the wee hours & caught me into staying awake yet longer to drink in their antique seasonal delights. I thought I'd share it, since Youtube has another performance of it from the same artist :)

Monday, December 21, 2009

5 neighbors..a response


After reading the article & all the comments to date, here is my own two pence.

This article is worse than useless. let's go through the 5 listed, shall we?

1)
The Home Devaluers

Who they are: They're friendly enough. They just never seem to mow their lawn more than once or twice a year, and they have a 1978 Buick rusting in their front yard. Granted, if they're bad enough, you may have noticed this before moving in, but even a stopped clock is right twice a day: They may have looked presentable when you gave them the once-over.

How to handle them: Communicate, communicate, communicate, suggests Jodi R. R. Smith, author and etiquette consultant in Marblehead, Mass.

She knew a group of neighbors who were upset that a house on their block wasn't taking care of the lawn. The neighbors assigned a delegate to knock on the door to discuss the yard, and when the owner came out of the house and the problem was explained, she broke into tears. It had turned out that she was in the midst of a divorce and an aggressive chemo treatment. The neighbors then organized a rotating schedule of lawn care for the ill neighbor.

"Things are not always what they seem," says Smith.


Okay...actually this was the only bit of the article worth quoting. The sad truth is that many of those who complain about unkempt places lack compassion for their neighbors. Then again, sometimes the story is more complicated. The property may be tied up in litigation or ignored by the company that foreclosed.

The real people behind this label, when it is a regular person - The Devaluers.... range from people persecuted by Mr & Madame Urban Neatfreak - who sometimes try to rule the countryside with the HOA standards familiar to them from richer suburbs...to people with serious problems (health, finances etc) maintaining what they have, to folks used to stretching to get by with old cars/parts/appliance repairs in a neighborhood that doesn't do that sort of thing (Maybe it used to?), to serious jerks actively trying to ruining their neighborhood with junk...as a choice...like the neighbor who piles up manure in a junky tractor shed that she knows very well faces your front yard...but keeps the yard she has facing the street well landscaped...

or maybe they are too afraid of their neighbors to go outside

2) The Dangerous Neighbor...may be that way in self-defense...there are too many out there who ramp up all over anyone who doesn't look like they can fight back. Not everyone can fight back with lawyers...and a quick glance at the comments will tell you how often the local governments & landlords fail to support threatened residents, especially unpopular, unconnected ones. This is the 'dangerous neighbor' who may actually be decent. You may not have identified the real hazard.

& sometimes it is the Neighbor who is the psycho...sadly if they are wealthy, well-connected, or very persuasive types who know how to play 'the appearances' game...they may threaten you day & night and still give YOU the reputation they richly deserve when you react!
(In fact, I have seen this double victimization in action in social circles. Skilled liars love it. They will say so and so hates them and is calling them names THEN openly provoke the person and go See! See!" if the individual responds at all...or even lie and say they did if they won't...It's sick..but it happens.)

If you are really sure that’s Hannibal Lecter next door…don’t bug the man, especially at dinner time. The best defense is not to be offensive unless you are part of the LEGAL swat team that’s about to shoot him. Increase your own defenses every way possible - if you cannot move, and keep close track of each other in the household…which is the same advice those beset by misled vigilantes have to take.

Some people got that their ‘scary’ reputation from bad-tempered hags that want to see them dead…and are hoping you will be trigger-happy enough to do it for them if they tell you enough tall tales.


3) Some Rich Neighbors are quite decent folks...and I have NEVER heard of such a neighbor called bad... except-rarely- by a foolish, envious soul deliberately causing trouble with slanderous gossip. Usually the person knew them before they were a success.
But that's not nearly as common as a jealous neighbor mistreating someone they think is just a little bit better off. The truly rich are exactly the ones who can hire a detective to prove someone is slandering them...and then pay the lawyers to make them sorry for it.

One of the worst things that commonly does happen in rich neighborhoods is a difference of cultures running headlong into differing expectations. One fellow in a millionaires' planned community ran into trouble for growing the loveliest flower & vegetable gardens you ever saw, because that’s what well off-people did in the area of Eastern Europe where he had come from as a child. His front lawn remained a lawn, his maintenance was perfect, but his neighbors were outraged that his idea of the allowed 'garden plot in the backyard' was enough to supply his McMansion household for a year with rosewater, herbs & veggies. Seriously! He was generous with his goodies too, but most of his neighbors hated him for being productively frugal. (Personally, I thought it looked great!)

Some rich neighbors ARE bad..and - again - there are some lovely examples earlier in the comments. They bully with their toys, their connections, their legal loopholes, and the simple fact that other poorer folks in the neighborhood want to be on their good side and so find it easier to find excuses for the rich guys...and excuses to disbelieve a poorer, less attractive victim. The only thing you can do is document the overt abuses as best you can and use what clout YOU have as a citizen etc.

One abuse we have heard again and again are when relatively rich people buy into a poor or middlin' rural areas and start demanding zoning changes that they then use to shut down small farmers, watermen etc. Sometimes they expand their lands over those they ran off/ran out of business, sometimes they are just demanding the neighborhood conform to their will. Some will even buy areas next to a public access ways - next to waterways or to a park and then start encroaching...moving their fences over the years until they have stolen public property by common law. Those are the really bad rich neighbors.
Odd that the article only knew about 'envy' as a problem?


4) Wacky Neighbors?

Wow..what a vague description...and one just fraught with abuse potential.

Some people dress in clothes from other eras or countries, and are excellent neighbors. Some may do ghost hunting. Some may attend costumed conventions with antique weaponry (and practice at home) . Maybe they look for aliens on the weekend or indulge in paintball battles in the backyard (occasionally spilling into yours) ...but they can still be good neighbors....some might ask for a cup of milk every second Thursday for some oddball reason of their own, and yet still be reasonable neighbors otherwise.
Everyone has the capacity to be a wild eccentric in some hobby or other (or else anally weird about their lack of hobbies). What's more, every noticeable cultural difference can be described as 'wacky' by the neighbors...as transferees between North\ South \ East \West can easily testify.
Its only when a neighbor decides that your property is nicer to picnic on than their own, or your ley property lines are stronger so they will have the candle ceremony there, or they can trespass anytime they like as long as they are riding their horse or chasing hunting dogs, or that their music is something everyone should be forced to enjoy, or that you can't put up a crèche when they've got a giant Buddha in their yard...that there is a problem.

Even then. the problem isn't really the beliefs, the pets, their taste in music, or the hobbies.
Eccentricity in and of itself is no big deal. It only makes life more colorful. Its when someone decides they don't have to respect you or your property rights that this comes up at all.

Actually describing people as 'wacky' is often a prelude toward the sort of respect issues that really ARE the problem.




5) 'The Difficult Neighbor'

*snort* Every neighbor causing you problems is regarded by you as 'difficult.'

The truly difficult neighbors are those who instigate troubles with other neighbors, who actively gather in groups/gangs (or dribs and drabs) and point you out as someone to mistreat. Maybe they don't even know you. They just think they do...or think that they at least know 'your kind.' They don't like your politics, faith, region of origin, orientation, ethnicity, or simply heard some nasty rumors that made you a good target as far as they were concerned.
People who will use animals to harass you are definitely difficult neighbors. Dogs are the most abused this way. They get sicc-ed on people who aren‘t attacking them to suit their spiteful owner. These dogs often turn mean, bite someone and then get put down. Happens all the time. But other animals & their products are also used, like setting a camel/llama known for distance spitting as close to a neighbor's sidewalks or driveway as possible, or piling up manure as close to the neighbor's property line as they think they can get away with, or actively shooing chickens or goats into your garden (when they aren't yours), or calling the HOA, county, or city with petty or false reports about your property or household.

DH points out that not all such bad behaviour is based in spite. Quite a few misbehaviors (like taking other people's parking spaces for relatives, storing boats & RV's over the property line, cutting down bushes or trees on adjoining properties, gardening on or letting their animals graze on 'unused' lawns belonging to a neighbors) were based in a desire to claim more property rights with simple pushiness than the legal ownership would have conveyed. People like that know they are stealing something from you, and have braced themselves to be unpleasant and to expect you to be unpleasant...but that doesn't mean being extra nice is going to fix a problem neighbor like that. Most likely they will just think you are being weak. You can try plain, respectful communication, but most likely you will be required to exhaust your legal remedies if you wish to see an end to the bad behaviour...or else put up with it until someone moves.

Someone like this is not interested in being a good neighbor.... Make sure that if you make the sort of neighborly gesture the article suggests...like, say, cookies or cake, that you bought it from the bakery and you have photographic evidence that it was still sealed when you handed it over.

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6) Gossipy, judgmental locals making up nasty whoppers are among the worst neighbors of all, since they set you up to be abused by everyone else. Oddly, this author missed that entire category.


Basically, loving one's neighbors needs to be done carefully...possibly at a distance...and is no commoner now then when Christ chastised the world around him for not trying over 2000 yrs ago. Sad isn't it?

This article is better IMHO

& This article just deals specifically with the snoops/nosy gossips out there.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Star of Bethlehem

DH & I caught a recent presentation of a very interesting educated guess as to what the Star of Bethlehem sign may have been. There's an indepth article here.

[Edit: the documentary is no longer available, but this teaser may give you an idea]






Nope, its not complete. Want some more? The site & DVD are here!

The Star of Bethlehem dvd is also available at Amazon.com

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Never Smile at a Crocodile....




Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his friendly grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit beneath his skin (Rolf ha ha has)
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette

(Spoken by Rolf)

Lets look up crocodile in the book
(clears throat) here it says ..
One positively must not wear a pleased expression on ones countenance when confronted by that large, lizard like, amphibious reptile which has long jaws, armored skin and webbed feet and which is known as ... the c r o c o d i l e.
It has been discovered that one simply cannot cherish an amicable and trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species ... ohh! this is interesting!
In addition it is mandatory that one does not become irresistibly drawn into the erroneous belief that the lateral, open extension of his jaws means that you are utterly welcome. It is much more reasonable to assume that he is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit ... hiiiis ... eh ha ha ha mmm

(Song resumes with three tic tocs)

Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his friendly grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit beneath his skin
Where have I told you that before?
Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Dont be rude, never mock, throw a kiss, not a rock
But clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile
Look run a mile bet never smile at Mr. Croc-o-dile
Hey watch out! here comes one now!!!!

They call songs like this 'brain worms' because they can stick around your mental closet for years and dominate your thoughts for HOURS when they resurface. This is the one that's been bugging me for the last week or two...

Though the specific version I 'hear' is from the Muppet Show, which you can see on this page...[presuming you can put up with the loud commercial they put in front of it].

& Yes, I have the Muppet Show seasons on dvd. DH knows they make good prezzies for me :D
Too bad Season 4 isn't expected until next year.

There's no Muppet or crocodilian reason for me to think about it. I am not into crocodiles (or alligators). I honestly have no idea /why/ it keeps occurring to me when I should be dreaming about eggnog, but since NaNoWriMo is finally over and I am taking a night's break before preparing my Christmas story, I thought it might be fun to share my current brain worm with you. ;)

No that's okay, you don't have to thank me now. I am sure you will do that later when it plays in your dreams at 3 a.m.

=D

Friday, November 27, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!



Ours was a quiet one with a lamb roast, couscous with pine nuts, and candied yams. Followed by lots of pumpkin pie :)

No, we didn't do the sales thing on Friday/Monday. Its never at a good time of the month for us, coming after two family bdays. Besides the best deals tend to be big ticket items we wouldn't be looking at anyway.

We spent the day putting our Christmas tree up and watching the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. We watch it every year, if nothing forbids. It adds so much to the day, like everybody in New York City is celebrating with you. I think its amazing those parades are never taped & repeated on television later or online anywhere, you know? They repeat everything these days...except for the Thanksgiving morning parades.

People work all year to make it happen and even with all the recording media handy and all the sponsors for this national shindig, when its over - its over. Unless you make a copy for yourself, your memories are the only thing you can share.

I suspect it must be too long to host. Mind you, if the ads & lengthy interviews with the 'stars of NBC's hit show XXX' were dispensed with...they could probably get 3 hrs down to 1. :)

It just occurred to me that I have never seen a full-length "Hits of the Macy's Day Parade" dvd or video or anything like that...ever. (I just checked Google, and I don't see a record of one either.) On the one hand, it guess gives my kids some slight experience with what tv was like growing up...no VCRs, DVDs or ipod files - on the other hand, its seems kind of weird that that these clips are the best I can do to share an annual institution with you.





A lot of these were in this year's parade too, so that helps a bit. :)

Friday, November 06, 2009

Zelda gets to play!

Okay..so I already mentioned on Facebook that Muzzled - the 3rd episode of the Wallace & Gromit adventure series is free this weekend on the TellTale site (its free through Nov 9th)

AND that all their seasons are $20 through Nov 9th - almost half off!

Still...not everybody who reads this blog, reads my Facebook page, so while I apologize for the repetitions, I felt it worth mentioning once again. ;)

After looking into the Telltale goodies...I checked another email and found more video gaming wonderfulness - if you're a Zelda fan, anyway. The upcoming Zelda: Spirit Tracks looks very promising, as far as gameplay goes. Its about time Zelda got a turn alongside Link.

I am very happy Nintendo has continued the Wind Waker world. IMNSHO The Wind Waker is as iconic as Ocarina of Time or Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past. Its my personal favorite. Since I've been a fan of the Zelda series since the first game, I feel that's saying something. I just wish they would make a Wii version with the original cel-shaded look of the first game. Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass suffered a bit for being shrunk to DS size. The trailer suggests Spirit Tracks is going to be just the same. If the game is good enough, this is forgivable. Honestly, it was that irritating timed main labyrinth...which you had to start from the very beginning EVERY TIME that ruined Phantom Hourglass for me (and MANY others, according to the reviews)...and even that lead balloon didn't get too heavy until I was more than halfway (maybe 2/3) through it. I was happily immersed for some time in the ship challenges & little islands quests. Phantom Hourglass was quite fun aside from that one central dungeon. Hopefully they won't repeat that error...and since its the same team & pattern, I feel quite hopeful that Spirit Tracks will be a keeper.